Bro, Kristy's here.

(if you follow me on my photoblog, you probably already saw this)

How did you get your last bruise?
IS YOUR MUFFIN BUTTERED?

Do you call people douche bags?
DAMN, AFRICA, WHAT HAPPENED?

Have you ever shouted at random people from inside a moving car?
AND I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK! I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK!

Ever fallen backwards on a chair?
YOU CAN’T JUST ASK PEOPLE WHY THEY’RE WHITE.

Does any part of your body hurt right now?
THERE’S A THIRTY PERCENT CHANCE IT’S ALREADY RAINING.

Have you ever told someone of the opposite sex you love them?
SO YOU HAVE YOUR COUSINS, AND THEN YOU HAVE YOUR FIRST COUSINS, AND THEN YOU HAVE YOUR SECONDS COUSINS…

Has anyone ever sang to you?
UM… THE SPICE GIRLS?

Are you normally a happy person?
SHE’S FABULOUS, BUT SHE’S EVIL.

Does anyone think you’re mean?
I DON’T HATE YOU CUZ YO’ FAT… YO’ FAT CUZ I HATE YOU.

When you and your friends are out and about do you usually get dirty looks?
THE GREATEST PEOPLE YOU WILL EVER MEET.

Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
I MEAN, I COULDN’T HAVE A LESBIAN AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY.

Got feelings for anyone?
HE’S ALMOST TOO GAY TO FUNCTION.

Are you afraid of needles?
IT’S LIKE SEEING A DOG WALK ON IT’S HIND LEGS.

like the taste of alcohol?
BOO, YOU WHORE.

have you ever been intoxicated?
WHAT KIND OF A MOM DO YOU THINK I AM?

drinks or shots:
DID YOU HAVE AN AWESOME TIEM? DID YOU DRINK AWESOME SHOOTERS, LISTEN TO AWESOME MUSIC, AND THEN JUST SIT AROUND AND SOAK UP EACH OTHER’S AWESOMENESS?

How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
ALL OF HER HAIR WAS CUT OFF, AND SHE WAS TOTALLY WEIRD, AND I GUESS SHE’S ON CRACK NOW.

Who was the last person you introduced yourself to?
OH MY GOD, DANNY DEVITO! I LOVE YOUR WORK!

Have you ever had a sleepover with a member of the opposite sex?
ASHTON KUTCHER… IS THAT A BAND?

If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?
WHY ARE YOU DRESSED SO SCARY?

Is there anyone who doesn’t like you?
I  HAVE THIS THEORY, THAT IF YOU CUT OFF ALL OF HER HAIR, SHE’D LOOK LIKE A BRITISH MAN.

Would you ever make a hit list?
AND THEY HAVE THIS BOOK, THIS “BURN BOOK” WHERE THEY WRITE MEAN THINGS ABOUT GIRLS IN OUR GRADE.

Are promises important to you?
OH, IT’S LIKE SLANG FROM… ENGLAND.

Do you care what people think of you?
NO… I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS.

What will you be doing tomorrow?
DO NOT HAVE SEX. YOU WILL GET PREGNANT, AND DIE.

Have you ever been in a car accident?
AND THAT WAS THE DAY REGINA GEORGE DIED.

When was the last time you laughed REALLY hard?
GRETCHEN, I’M SORRY I LAUGHED AT YOU THAT TIME YOU GOT DIARRHEA AT BARNES & NOBLES.

Is your guard always up?
SO YOU AGREE? YOU THINK YOU’RE REALLY PRETTY?

Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?
OH NO, I CAN’T SAY ANYMORE WITHOUT A PARENT OR LAWYER PRESENT.

If you were in the hospital would your number one come see you?
MY CARPEL TUNNEL CAME BACK.

When’s the last time you had Sunny D?
THAT IS SO FETCH!

What would you do if the last person you spoke to on the phone asked you to marry them?
THAT’S WHY HER HAIR IS SO BIG, IT’S FULL OF SECRETS.

Do you have strange dreams?
ONE TIME, SHE PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE. IT WAS AWESOME.

How many funerals have you been to in your lifetime?
SO YOU AGREE? YOU THINK YOU’RE PRETTY?

What do you think your number 1 is doing right now?
I HAVE REALLY BAD BREATH IN THE MORNING.

Is there anyone you would like dead?
TRANG PAK IS A GROTSKY, LITTLE BYOTCH.

Have you ever regretted letting someone go?
SHE’S TOTALLY RICH BECAUSE HER DAD INVENTED TOASTER-STRUDEL.

Have you ever been around someone who was high?
FOUR FOR YOU, GLENN COCO. YOU GO, GLENN COCO!