The Diary of Anne Frank, The lost entries
Dear Kitty,
So, I’m over it. Like, ughh, we have been in this secret room 4-ev-er. I can’t even get Wi-Fi in here and I have to share a bathroom with EVERYONE. Also, could we like, PLEASE go out on a patio or something, I am way pale right now, and I need a tan. Margot stole my doodling pad and drew dicks all over it with glitter glue. Guess there will be no illustrations if this diary ever gets published, lol. Also, Margot was all “Omg Anne you still listen to Destiny’s Child, I am so over that, I like Beyonce’s solo stuff way better.” I replied with “Yeah, Margs, totes, I def wanna listen to an album called I am Sasha Fierce, but I need to go puke up some Matzah balls first, brb sis.” She rolled her eyes. But for serious, I would do things for a Snickers bar right now. Horrible, unforgivable things. Get some chocolate in this girrrrrl, STAT.
Omg I think I have some Raisinets hidden under my mattress, BBL
Anne
p.s. omg, Lady Gaga is on repeat tonight, I found the Raisinets!!! :D
LOLOLOL
THIS WORKS OUT SO PERFECTLY. OMG, I LOVE MEAN GIRLS. :’)
-Kayla is a grotsky, little byotch.
-Still true.
-Jillian is a fat virgin.
-Still half-true.
-Raven. She made out with a hot dog.
-Carissa: DYKE.
-Hey, who is that?
-I think it’s that kid, Alex.
-Yeah, he’s almost too gay to function.
-That’s funny, put that in there.
LOL, ABBEY. PUT CREDZ WHERE DESERVED XD
we are too funny, omg.
LOL GUISE. I DID A MEAN GIRLS SURVEY.
(if you follow me on my photoblog, you probably already saw this)
How did you get your last bruise?
IS YOUR MUFFIN BUTTERED?
Do you call people douche bags?
DAMN, AFRICA, WHAT HAPPENED?
Have you ever shouted at random people from inside a moving car?
AND I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK! I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK!
Ever fallen backwards on a chair?
YOU CAN’T JUST ASK PEOPLE WHY THEY’RE WHITE.
Does any part of your body hurt right now?
THERE’S A THIRTY PERCENT CHANCE IT’S ALREADY RAINING.
Have you ever told someone of the opposite sex you love them?
SO YOU HAVE YOUR COUSINS, AND THEN YOU HAVE YOUR FIRST COUSINS, AND THEN YOU HAVE YOUR SECONDS COUSINS…
Has anyone ever sang to you?
UM… THE SPICE GIRLS?
Are you normally a happy person?
SHE’S FABULOUS, BUT SHE’S EVIL.
Does anyone think you’re mean?
I DON’T HATE YOU CUZ YO’ FAT… YO’ FAT CUZ I HATE YOU.
When you and your friends are out and about do you usually get dirty looks?
THE GREATEST PEOPLE YOU WILL EVER MEET.
Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
I MEAN, I COULDN’T HAVE A LESBIAN AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY.
Got feelings for anyone?
HE’S ALMOST TOO GAY TO FUNCTION.
Are you afraid of needles?
IT’S LIKE SEEING A DOG WALK ON IT’S HIND LEGS.
like the taste of alcohol?
BOO, YOU WHORE.
have you ever been intoxicated?
WHAT KIND OF A MOM DO YOU THINK I AM?
drinks or shots:
DID YOU HAVE AN AWESOME TIEM? DID YOU DRINK AWESOME SHOOTERS, LISTEN TO AWESOME MUSIC, AND THEN JUST SIT AROUND AND SOAK UP EACH OTHER’S AWESOMENESS?
How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
ALL OF HER HAIR WAS CUT OFF, AND SHE WAS TOTALLY WEIRD, AND I GUESS SHE’S ON CRACK NOW.
Who was the last person you introduced yourself to?
OH MY GOD, DANNY DEVITO! I LOVE YOUR WORK!
Have you ever had a sleepover with a member of the opposite sex?
ASHTON KUTCHER… IS THAT A BAND?
If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?
WHY ARE YOU DRESSED SO SCARY?
Is there anyone who doesn’t like you?
I HAVE THIS THEORY, THAT IF YOU CUT OFF ALL OF HER HAIR, SHE’D LOOK LIKE A BRITISH MAN.
Would you ever make a hit list?
AND THEY HAVE THIS BOOK, THIS “BURN BOOK” WHERE THEY WRITE MEAN THINGS ABOUT GIRLS IN OUR GRADE.
Are promises important to you?
OH, IT’S LIKE SLANG FROM… ENGLAND.
Do you care what people think of you?
NO… I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS.
What will you be doing tomorrow?
DO NOT HAVE SEX. YOU WILL GET PREGNANT, AND DIE.
Have you ever been in a car accident?
AND THAT WAS THE DAY REGINA GEORGE DIED.
When was the last time you laughed REALLY hard?
GRETCHEN, I’M SORRY I LAUGHED AT YOU THAT TIME YOU GOT DIARRHEA AT BARNES & NOBLES.
Is your guard always up?
SO YOU AGREE? YOU THINK YOU’RE REALLY PRETTY?
Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?
OH NO, I CAN’T SAY ANYMORE WITHOUT A PARENT OR LAWYER PRESENT.
If you were in the hospital would your number one come see you?
MY CARPEL TUNNEL CAME BACK.
When’s the last time you had Sunny D?
THAT IS SO FETCH!
What would you do if the last person you spoke to on the phone asked you to marry them?
THAT’S WHY HER HAIR IS SO BIG, IT’S FULL OF SECRETS.
Do you have strange dreams?
ONE TIME, SHE PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE. IT WAS AWESOME.
How many funerals have you been to in your lifetime?
SO YOU AGREE? YOU THINK YOU’RE PRETTY?
What do you think your number 1 is doing right now?
I HAVE REALLY BAD BREATH IN THE MORNING.
Is there anyone you would like dead?
TRANG PAK IS A GROTSKY, LITTLE BYOTCH.
Have you ever regretted letting someone go?
SHE’S TOTALLY RICH BECAUSE HER DAD INVENTED TOASTER-STRUDEL.
Have you ever been around someone who was high?
FOUR FOR YOU, GLENN COCO. YOU GO, GLENN COCO!
they just make me giggle.
LOL JOANNA. ILY.
YOU SHOULD PUT “FANGIRLING” AND OUR “PANTS PARTIES” ARE ANOTHER CAUSE OF ANNOYANCE TOWARDS PEOPLE ON TUMBLR.
“To all you assholes out there.
I find this website hilarious. But some things annoy me:
WHY do you all find the need to attack each other? It’s a matter of opinion about whether Demi Lovato (first example to come into my head) sucks or not (In my opinion, I think she’s awesome). You can’t change someone’s opinion very easily - it’s what THEY believe, not what YOU believe - so don’t even fucking try it.
And why do you find the need to attack people you don’t even know OVER THE INTERNET? If you can’t say it to their faces, don’t say anything at all.
In the case of people insulting girlfriends of band members:
FUCK. YOU.
They have a hard time - can’t you realise that? Just because the guys are happy, makes you turn into bitter bitching harpies? The state of the world is seriously fucked up if you people think that’s alright.
Now, I’m also fed up of the attacks on younger fans - I’m thirteen, and I think I’m a damn sight more mature than lots of you guys. I’ve never once said something like ‘OMG I WNA HV AL3X GASKARTH’S BBI3S!!!!!1!!!1!!!’ etc. That is just fucking annoying.
But you can’t put an age on that. I’ve known twenty year olds that act like that, and yet people around MY age are being blamed for it? Fuck you!
For Gods sakes; grow up and get some backbone.
Nothing Personal”
-Flo.
THIRTEEN-YEAR-OLDS SHOULD NOT BE CURSING. GO WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP, YOUNG LADY. THEN STRAIGHT TO BED. NO TV, AND I WANT THE LIGHTS OUT.
hey youcantbuysincerity
i like your username mucho.
js’
why thank you :) it’s a lyric in a song, jsyk. you probably already know, though :D
yes. win. :D
sorry, i was heating something up to eat.
how are you?
:DDD!
and ah, no problem. i was sending someone a message anyways.
i’m doing pretty good. taking a break from all this cleaning i’ve been doing to my room. and yourself?
hey youcantbuysincerity
i like your username mucho.
js’
why thank you :) it’s a lyric in a song, jsyk. you probably already know, though :D
o hai, remember me from my photoblog (jwalkdontfly) ? well, this would be my regular tumblr. except something of it soon.
